http://mercuryjones.tumblr.com/post/100081099618/matthieu-charneau mercuryjones

domme-chronicles:

mercuryjones:

Matthieu Charneau 

Are you fucking kidding me? Dorky, gorgeous, and completely delightful.

http://perfhamblett.tumblr.com/post/63599994814/1-selfie-2-what-would-you-name-your-future perfhamblett
  • 1. selfie
  • 2. what would you name your future kids?
  • 3. do you miss anyone?
  • 4. what are you looking forward to?
  • 5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?
  • 6. is it hard for you to get over someone?
  • 7. what was your life like last year?
  • 8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?
  • 9. who did you last see in person?
  • 10. are you good at hiding your feelings?
  • 11. are you listening to music right now?
  • 12. what is something you want right now?
  • 13. how do you feel right now?
  • 14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?
  • 15. personality description
  • 16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn't?
  • 17. opinion on insecurities.
  • 18. do you miss how things were a year ago?
  • 19. have you ever been to New York?
  • 20. what is your favourite song at the moment?
  • 21. age and birthday?
  • 22. description of crush.
  • 23. fear(s)
  • 24. height
  • 25. role model
  • 26. idol(s)
  • 27. things i hate
  • 28. i'll love you if...
  • 29. favourite film(s)
  • 30. favourite tv show(s)
  • 31. 3 random facts
  • 32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?
  • 33. something you want to learn
  • 34. most embarrassing moment
  • 35. favourite subject
  • 36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?
  • 37. favourite actor/actress
  • 38. favourite comedian(s)
  • 39. favourite sport(s)
  • 40. favourite memory
  • 41. relationship status
  • 42. favourite book(s)
  • 43. favourite song ever
  • 44. age you get mistaken for
  • 45. how you found out about your idol
  • 46. what my last text message says
  • 47. turn ons
  • 48. turn offs
  • 49. where i want to be right now
  • 50. favourite picture of your idol
  • 51. starsign
  • 52. something i'm talented at
  • 53. 5 things that make me happy
  • 54. something thats worrying me at the moment
  • 55. tumblr friends
  • 56. favourite food(s)
  • 57. favourite animal(s)
  • 58. description of my best friend
  • 59. why i joined tumblr
  • 60. ask me anything you want
http://webmd.tumblr.com/post/66496588161/let-me-sleep-in-ur-stupid-t-shirts-and-hold-ur webmd

webmd:

let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit

http://seinfeldia.tumblr.com seinfeldia
http://septembriseur.tumblr.com/post/95077544859/no-headline-will-ever-bring-me-as-much-joy-as septembriseur
septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

http://ultrafactsblog.com/post/100461132206/source-follow-ultrafacts-for-more-facts ultrafacts
letsgetfuckedupanddieee:

what a shame

letsgetfuckedupanddieee:

what a shame

http://edens-blog.tumblr.com/post/99416544269/conversation-at-work edens-blog

conversation at work

  • i work at a halloween haunted house park
  • Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
  • Me: Yeah? Why's that?
  • Guy: If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
  • Me: uh
  • Me: i dont get it
  • Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.
  • Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
  • Some girl walking past: What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
  • some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
  • girl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
  • other boy: *SCREAMING*
  • girl: *SCREAMING*
  • me: *SCREAMING*
  • first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ
http://pelipper.tumblr.com/post/100128642825 pelipper
http://frickhead.tumblr.com/post/100478630099/attention-everyone-in-the-la-area-my-cousin frickhead
frickhead:

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!
My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

frickhead:

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!

My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

http://memewhore.tumblr.com/post/79389395604/i-would-say-no-and-take-the-dildo memewhore
nativechinesebeatthat:

okay-alexis:

memewhore:

I would say no and take the dildo.


Omg

What if I don’t wanna go Fdildo my self

nativechinesebeatthat:

okay-alexis:

memewhore:

I would say no and take the dildo.

Omg

What if I don’t wanna go Fdildo my self

http://lolgifs.net lolgifs.net

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

http://shittinggold.tumblr.com/post/53056641791/wonderful-credit-x shittinggold

katyissuperawesome:

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence

http://cooldudebro.tumblr.com/post/100092373684 cooldudebro
http://lordnybbler.tumblr.com/post/54359064503/ali-g-when-radfems-talk-about-sex-work lordnybbler
http://darknessandravenclaw.tumblr.com/post/99799609598 darknessandravenclaw

articulatespookster:

darknessandravenclaw:

dont get me wrong i totally fucking love how much tumblr is trying to bring awareness to bisexuality pansexuality and asexuality. but you know what else they need to bring to attention?

  • polysexuality
  • aromanticism
  • people whose sexualities and romantic orienations dont line up

Hell yes, me

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